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The Kaulitz twins. Many people think that they are very different. Of course they have all the right in the world to say this because they don`t look the same. Any of them has his way of looking, but how are they inside? Are they alike or different as they look? They have the same way of thinking or thet argueing all the time because they have different opinions about a thing? I`m sure they think about the same thing because as much as they want to look different, they are totally the same inside. Let`s see for example what they think when they see a girl.
Bill: “I like her hair!”
Tom: “I like her boobs!”
Ok ok they don`t think the same thing here, but let`s take every part of a girl. I`m quite sure that it would mean the same thing for the twins. Let`s say… ummm… for example what do they think about a girl`s legs?
Bill: “I like her soft skin and of course her shoes.”
Tom: “*drooling*”
Bill: “Tom, say something!”
Tom: “*drooling*”
Hmmm… i`m wrong here too… maybe the twins aren`t so alike as I thought… Let`s see what they think about a girl`s posterior:
Bill: “At least she has one, not like me”
Tom: “*drooling again*”
Tom you`re embarrassing me. Can`t you think like you`re brother? I thought you two are alike but… ok ok let`s pass to a girl`s hands:
Bill: “Oh yes! Those are my favorite parts of a girl! Her mega soft skin and her nails! Too bad she don’t have real nails like mines :evil: Her`s are fake!”
Tom: I didn`t even noticed that a girl has hands! Who cares about her hand when she has butt and boobs?
Now i`m quite sure that Bill and Tom aren`t twin brothers. They think totally different. I mean the way they look to a girl, what a girl`s eyes tell and so on… oh let`s see what they think about a girls eyes… they must think the same thing about this…
Bill: “A girls eyes… they are the mirror of her soul! They are so warm and sometimes you get lost in them because of their beauty”
Tom: “Green, blue, hazel, brown… a lot of colours”
Do they have the same mother and father? Who the hell are you guys? Because you definitely aren`t twins at all. Ok, let`s try another one. What does a girl`s hair means to you?
Bill: “Her hair… her hair... I don`t have words… I mean a girls hair smells soooo good and when you touch it you feel like your hands has lost in the silk”
Tom: “Once I had my hand stuck in a girls hair because her hair was so mat and I stayed like this for an hour when somebody came and cut her hair just to release my hand! Geez!”
Oh, painful! Tell me about a girl`s neck.
Bill: “My favorite part after her hands: soft skin and smells sooo good”
Tom: “Let`s skip this part.”
Now be prepared: What do you think about a girl`s tits?
Bill: “I think that the nature gave her these gifts to make the woman more perfect than she is.”
Tom: “*drooling*”
Bill: “Tom, you are drooling on my pants!”
OK let`s pass to another thing, because definitely this isn`t a good thing to see if the Kaulitz twins are alike. No way! So let`s pass to… ummm…. The sex thing! I wonder what they think when they hear about this word:
Bill: “I don`t think that sex it`s a correct word. It would be better if I say “making love”. Yes, I think it`s better because I can only sleep with a girl when I have feelings for that person and vice-versa… By making love we share our feelings, make us realize how big is our love…”
Tom: Sex.
Bill: …and….
Tom: …and sex.
Bill: Oh common bro! Explain what does it means for you in more words.
Tom: Ok, I`ll do that for you. So, let`s begin: boobs, butt, girls…
Bill: Please stop.
Tom: … legs, again boobs…
Bill: STOP!!!
Tom: Ok. And butt again and I stop.
But how does they tell to a girl that they want to sleep with her?
Bill: “Before I do that, I take her to a nice restaurant. After that I bring her home and if she invites me in her house I share my feelings for her and only after that I ask her if it`s really what she wants too.”
Tom: “I wanna have sex!”
Bad question. Next one: what do you think about your fans?
Bill: “I think that they are the most responsible for our success! That`s why we all are very thankfull!”
Tom “:evil:”
Bil: “Oh common Tom! You always think about sex! If it hadn`t been for these fans, you were still a virgin!”
Ok guys calm down! Take a deep breath and let`s pass to the next question. I`m sure that you`ll give me a decent response because it`s a very ordinary thing: what do you think about water?
Bill: “I think it`s the thing we all need to survive! And of course it`s very usefull in daily life.”
Tom: “Oh that liquid? Fish have sex in it!”
Stupid stupid question. Gosh! I wonder what they think about food.
Bill: “I eat to live!”
Tom: “I live to eat!”
Hmmmm… thanx Lord Tom didn`t mentioned about sex! Thank You! Ummmm now my `uestion it`s about Bill`s tummy :evil: I wonder why Bill does that thing when he`s on the scene.
Bill: “Well” he grins “I think that it`s a gift for our fans! They really enjoy what I`m doing! If they can`t have me at least they can see my tummy for a second! They think I`m sexy!”
Tom: “You`re not!”
Bill: “You`re jealous?”
Tom: “No I`m not because I`m sexy than you!”
Bill: “Oh really? Then take off you t-short to see who is the sexiest! C`mon don`t be shy! Take it off!”
Tom: “No I won`t do that!”
Bill: “Don`t you even dare to run away!”
Tom : “Too late!”
Bill: “You coward! Come here! ”
Hey guys! Hey! Common you guys! We are in the middle of an interview! Oh gosh!
So you`ll have the next part when the guys return! Till then… 
Oh the guys are coming finally! Hey were have you been for so long?
Tom: “Hey Bill give me the t-shirt right and now!”
Bill: “So who`s the sexiest now? Huh?”
Tom: “Ok ok, I admit… ME!”
Bill: “So the t-shirt is mine from now on because you`re too proud of yourself to admit that i`m sexy! Soooo…. Dear Tom… I can make 3 t-shirts for me from this one of yours! It`s really BIG!”
Tom: “Hey it`s my t-shirt! Give it back!”
Oh Tom! Aaa… *drooling* aaa… can we continue the inerview please?
Bill: “Yes of course!”
No we can`t continue because I can`t concentrate like this with Tom barely naked in front of me! So Bill give him his fucking t-shirt right NOW! (furiosly)
Bill: “O…k…”
Good! Now let`s continue (very calm). What do you think about life, generally speaking?
Bill: “Life… life is a gift for every people on the Earth, a gift from God! That`s why we must enjoy every second from it like it would be the last one!”
Tom: “Life is a bitch so fuck it!”
Yep! Bad question. But what do you think about flowers?
Bill: “Flowers are one of the most delicate and beautiful gifts from nature. They can bring joy in our lives when they are offered to us!”
Tom: “Oh! Those coloured things with a green stick? Yeah we have some in the garden! I guess…”
Bill are you sure that this is your real brother? Maybe he ran away and came his clone or something…Whatever… Here comes a very interesting subject for you Bill: the make-up.
Bill: “Oh yeah! I love to make up! This is my daily thing since I was 10, when I was to a fancy ball and I was a vampire :evil:”
Tom: “You mean those coloured flour which make you look like a clown? :lol: Yeah I trow away some of my brother` make-up yesterday.”
Bill: “What?”
Tom: “Jocking (not really :evil: ) And that black shoes cream…”
Bill: “That is my Mascara you moron!”
Tom: “Oh that`s why it has that tiny little brush so I couldn`t make my shoes too black.”
Bill: “What did you do with my Mascara? I`m sooo gonna kill you!”
Guys guys! Let`s not starting to argue and run again ok? I wanna ask you a lot of things. For exemple I wonder what the children means to you.
Bill: “A child is the prove of a couple`s love and I think that I said everithing with that.”
Tom: “Oops, error! Or cheap condoms! Or bad condoms!”
Omg I can`t believe you’ve said that Tom. You`re dissapointig me badly, really really badly. I mean… it doesn`t matter. Let`s pass to another one. What you guys dream while you are asleep?
Bill: “In my dream appear lyrics very often. For example one night I dreamed… actually I dreamed about nothing… everything was black so this is how I made the “Schwartz” song.”
Tom: “Oh! I remembered the dream I had last night! It was awful! It was a nightmare! I dreamed that a lot of fans were running after me!”
Bill: “Tom this can`t be a nightmare for you! This is more an erotic dream or something like that.”
Tom: “It could be if it hadn`t been a whole city of GAY fans who were running after me! :cry:”
Bill: “It sucks… really bad.”
Tom: “I know :cry:”
Oh yeah! You guys gave me a perfect idea for my next question: What do you think about gay people?
Bill: “I don`t have anything against gay people! In fact they are normal people with a different way of thinking! That`s all”
Tom: “Bill.”
Bill: “What?!?”
Tom: “No, you aren`t gay, this is for sure, because i`m your brother and I know you like girls, but you see… the other people don`t think like that. I mean… look at you!!!”
Bill: “So you think I look like a girl huh?”
Tom: “Ummm… yeah!”
Bill: “Come here you moron! You won`t get away with this! This time i`ll cut every dreadlock of yours! And I`ll make you some natural make-up with my kickboxing stroke!”
Tom: “Hey leave my hair alone! Do you wanna fight with me? Ok c`mon!”
Hey guys not again! Hey! Bill let go of Tom`s dreadlock! And you Tom let go of Bill`s necklace! Hey you two stop it! Auch Bill! It hurt`s!
Bill: “Sorry I though it was Tom! Sorry!”
Yada yada yada! Now can you stop please?
Bill and Tom: “NO!”
Ok! Fine! Now I have to separate these guys! We`ll come with fresh news after this “lunch break”. Till then…enjoy
Ok, we`re back… safely… with a broken nose and some natural make-up on my right eye… just safe. I`m glad nobody died. Sooooooo… Where were we? Oh yeah, we clarified the things and the twins decided to make peace. They realized that they love each other. “Love is in the air, everywhere I look around…” What? Don`t you know the song?
Tom: “Actually we`re quite bored!”
Bill: “And my ears have just died!”
Oh common, am I singing so badly? Actually I wanted to ask you to make a duet with me.
Bill: “Like I said, my ears have just died, so I can`t hear you. What did you say? Nothing right? So let`s continue the interview.”
Bill you`re so rude! Ok let`s continue but when I will become a famous singer do not come to me asking for a duet ok?
Bill: “I swear I won`t!”
Let`s continue… now that you two reconciliated tell me what do you think about your brother?
Bill: “Tom is a very good boy, inspite of some bad rumours, that he has slept with 25 firls. This is bullshit! He had only 1 or 2 girls!”
Tom: “Shut up Bill!”
Bill: “Or maybe he can be still a virgin I dunno it for sure…”
Tom: “This is not true at all! Hate you!”
Bill: “Love you too bro! And he`s the greatest brother in the world! He`s my favorite twin brother!”
Tom: “You don`t have any other twin brother to say that i`m your favourite! Gosh! Now it`s my turn: Bill, inspite of that he has so much make-up that he can make a girl jealous and those tones of jewel with which can make rich a whole country of people, it`s a good brother! But i`m worried because he`s too skinny! I mean he`s healthy, he eats like a pig… for example in this morning I received a call while I was having my breakfast and by the time I finished talking on the phone, Bill has already eaten my sandwich. And that`s not all, because I wanted to make another sandwich, but guess what? He ate all the salami, all the ham and all the cheese!!! So the only food I got is… bread! Oh no! Don`t get me wrong! I like bread a lot! But he left me just one slice of bread! Just ONE! Can you realize that? And besides that he`s so skinny! I`m worried about that!”
Bill: “Oh Tom! I`m happy you care about me!”
Tom: “Not that I care about you, but i`m afraid that someday, when the wind will be strong, you`ll fly away and we won`t have any singer! The wind will take you up! That`s why it`s good that you wear all those jewels because they are heavy, much heavier than you!”
Bill: “Common tell me you`re love me too bro!”
Tom: “Ok! I confess… I love you cause you`re my brother!”
Bill: “I love you too! Give me a hug!”
Tom: “Don`t push it!”
Now I`m bored… Enoguh with this cause you don`t impress me. Let`s pass to some interesting things. Let`s say… ummm… What was the most embarrassing situation from your life?
Bill: “When Tom threw up on me! Ewww it was so discusting and embarrassing!”
Tom: “When I was about to make sex with a girl and I saw her panties.”
Bill: “: lol: The question was about the most embarrassing situation, not the most relaxing :lol: ”
Tom: “Yeah I know! But guess what was written on them! <<I love Bill!>>” here is the image :lol:
So funny Tom! I mean “ahem, it`s so embarrassing. She was a blonde one?
Tom: “Who knows? I didn`t looked at her hair!””
Of course, what a stupid question. Why should you look at her hair when she has boobs and butt right?
Tom: “See? You got the point!”
Let`s stay at the blonde haired subject. What do you think about them? They are different from other girls with brown or red hair let`s say?
Bill: “No, not at all! In fact, just a few girls are natural blonde haired.”
Tom: “Hot!”
Bill: “i`m impressed! Really! Just one word when you hear about blondes?”
Tom: “And sexy!”
Bill: “And…”
Tom: “… and delicious!”
Bill: “Ok, you can make a sentence now.”
Tom: “Hot, sexy and delicious!”
Bill: “And where it`s the verb?”
Tom: “What is that?”
You know Tom, the most important part of a sentence without… in fact, forget it. So how do you guys stay with school?
Bill: “We have another way of learning. It`s much easier that and better for us because with all these concerts we don`t have time to go to school.”
Tom: “I`m smart enough, what do I need school?”
Bill: “How much is 1 + 1?”
Tom: “2”
Bill: “Ok, you`re smart enough.”
Indeed… Tom why are you nervous? And why are you so red?!? And why you hold your hands over your… thing?!?
Tom: “I need to go to the bathroom! Quickly!!! Bye!”
Bill: (whispering)“He has problems with his prostate.”
Tom: “I heard that! And it`s not true!”
Oh gosh! For God sake people, we`re in the middle of an interview here! Can`t you stay calm, without running, fighting or go to the bathroom? Like usually, we`ll be back with some other fresh news about Kaulitz twins`s confess :evil: Till then… enjoy
Tom you`re back finnaly! You should solve your prostate probl…
Tom: “I don`t have problems with my prostate!!! Bill I hate you!”
Bill: “I love you too!”
Common Tom, you don`t have to hide from me… I understand you. I had a boyfriend with the same problem with you. So don`t be so shy.
Tom: “God what is this happening to me?”
Because you`d had sex with a whole town of girls that`s why! Now it`s time to pay! :evil:
Tom: “I was referring to something else! It doesn`t matter…”
Finally you`ve said a smart thing! Thanx Lord! So let`s continue but we stay at this subject. So what do you
Bill: “Excuse me. Now that Tom has came I want to go to the bathroom too.”
Oh no mister! You won`t go anywhere!
Bill: “But I gotta pee…”
Pee in your pants but let me continue my job for God sake! I`m trying to make a good interview here. So where were we?
Tom: “I said that i`m too smart to go to school.”
Oh right! I`ve forgot you`re Einstein. And speaking of him and of your big intelligence, tell me what Einstein said:
Bill: “Well… he said the relativity theory. An exemple would be: when when you spend an hour with a girl, you think you spent just a minute. ”
Tom: “Well… he said a lot of things… I guess… And I have no time to tell you what he said. Anyway, I`m smart.”
Wow Bill, just wow! You`re such a romantic boy! I`m really impressed of your words. Not like your brother who pretends to be an Einstein junior and he don`t know anything. Whatever, let`s pass to another thing.
Bill: “can I go to the bathroom now? Please?”
Don`t even try to make that puppy eyes because I have no mercy! :evil: You`ll stay like that until this interview ends! Understand? Ok. Oh you gave me a perfect subject to discuss about. The bathroom. Wht you guys do in it? I mean without “the nature call” thing, you know.
Bill: “A lot of things!”
Tom: “Believe me I know!”
Bill: “Making my hair, my make-up…”
Tom: “You don`t have make-up stuff anymore now cause I throw them away this morning! :evil: ”
Bill: “Good! Then now you must go with me at the shopping!”
Tom: “Good! Now I have to go to the garbage basket to find your make-up stuff instead going at the shopping with you! Now it`s my turn: well the bathroom it`s my favourite room. Every morning, after I wake up I go to the bathroom, I sit down on the toilet and I drink my coffee and I read the newspaper.”
Bill: “That`s why you stay so long in the bathroom? This morning I had to pee in the flowers because you stayed a whole hour in the bathroom for God sake!”
At least the flowers got their water. And speaking of nature, I wonder what do you think at when you hear about sun.
Bill: “Beaches.”
Tom: “Bitches.”
This is totally wrong Tom! How can you be so obsessed? That`s why you`re having problems with your prostate.
Tom: “I`m not having problems with my prostate! What word you don`t understand?”
Actually I don`t understand why do you lie. It`s an usual problem. Ok ok, let`s skip this thing. You`re too shy to admit. I understand you. Now let me ask you something very ordinary: what do you think about the weather?
Bill: “What a silly question! Well I watch the weather report everyday because I need to know how sould I get dressed or what clothes should I take with me when we go in another city. It`s very important this thing!”
Tom: “HOT!”
Bill: “It`s cold outside! And it`s raining!”
Tom: “I was talking about the woman who presents the weather report!”
You`re right Bill! It was a silly question! What can I ask you without making Tom think about girls? Ummmm… Oh yeah! The curch! You go to the church?
Bill: “We`re not so faithfull, but we go sometimes.”
Tom: “Maybe you go sometimes! But I go there as often as I can!”
Bill: “I didn`t thought you`re so faithfull Tom!”
Tom: “Neah! But after the liturgy, and when all the people go out the church, hehe :evil: there are a bounch of girls! Food! Real food!”
Jesus Christ! You`re not normal boy! I`m speechless!....... I`m speechless…. I`m still speechless…. Continuing to be speechless….
Tom: “I can help you to find your words if you want! :evil:”
No I don`t want! Trust me! Now i`m back! I have some crises sometimes when I don`t find my words. When i`m flying with the airplain for exemple and in this moment! For God sake! You`re not normal! Now let`s continue. Ummm… Airplaines! What do think about them? Are you afraid of them?
Bill: “No, not really! I`m afraid only of the small airplaines.”
Tom: “They are very good! Really GOOD!”
Bill: “You`ve said you`re afraid of them, remember?”
Tom: “I was referring to the stewardesses! Yummy!”
Bill: “Your phone it`s ringing!”
Oh it`s mine? Wow! It`s a very important call! Sorry guys i`ll go to the bathroom to speak!
Bill: “No you won`t! We have an interview here remember?”
But it`s a very important call!
Bill: “You didn`t let me interrupt your interview so you won`t do this either.”
You know what mister? It`s my fucking interview and i`m the ONE who makes the rules here and if I wanna keep you here interrogate you till tomorrow I will! And if I wanna go to the bathroom I`ll go! Clear?
Bill: “Clear like a spring`s water.”
Fine! Hello? Oh I forgot! I`ll be back soon! Till then… enjoy
Hey guys I`m back! So let`s continue cause we have no time to loose. We were at the airplaine subject and you Tom said that… oh my God, How more obsessed can you be?
Bill: “Well, always was like this from the first day of his life. When he was born he winked to the nurse.”
Tom: “She was cute.”
Bill: “How can you know that?”
Tom: “Well, I only wink to the cute girls.”
That`s why you close and open your left eye to me during this interview? I thought you have a handicap or something. And speaking of pretty girls, what do you think about Olsen twins? I`ve heard that you like them.
Bill: “Yeah! They look so adorable and I love their movies! They are great!”
Tom: “Menage a trios :evil:”
Of course! What can you think about when you hear about Olsen twins? Noooo, you can`t think about their movies, the way they play in it! Nooo! You only think about sex! Ok I`m calm! Let`s talk about something decently, I guess… Movies or favourites actors or actresses.
Bill: “I like very much Mr. and Mrs. Smith! And I like Angelina Jolie like an actress.”
Tom: “Paris Hilton.”
Bill: “She`s not an actress.”
Tom: “Really? This means that she diidn`t act in that porn movie? How cool can be that?”
Ewww Tom! This is discusting! Better we keep going with my questions! Do you have pets? And if you don`t what would you like to have?
Bill: “We have a dog and I think it`s enough. I don`t wanna other pets.”
Tom: “Well, I can tell you what animal wants a woman for exemple: she wants a tiger in bed, a jaguar in garage, a mink on her sholders and an ox to buy her all she wants.”
You`ve read my mind! And you`re the ox?
Tom: “I`m the man!”
Oh of course you`re not the ox because you`re too skinny. I guess you two don`t practice any kind of sports right?
Bill: “No I don`t have time for this unfortunately.”
Tom: “But there it`s a type of sport which everybody has time, including you.”
Bill: “Really??? Tell me please.”
Tom: “Sex. It can be practiced in the night, because I guess you don`t have time during the day right?”
Bill don`t listen to your brother! But how can you be so busy? What music means to you?
Bill: “Music is my life! I don`t know what I would have done if I hadn`t sung. I can`t live without it. This is the only way I can express my feelings…”
Tom: “Zdrang zdrang!”
Bill: “What was that?”
Tom: “I was trying to imitate my guitar.”
Bill: “yeah, but she asked you what music means to you.”
Tom: “Paris Hilton.”
Bill: “She`s a singer now?”
Yeah she`s a singer! Don`t you know her song? “Even though the gods are crazy, even though the stars are blind…”/[b]
Tom: “If you show me real love baby, I`ll show you miiiine”
Bill: “For God sake! Are you making a duet here or what? You`re making phonic pollution. Have mercy! Yeah now I know the song! But I thought it was Mickey Mouse who sung it, not Paris.”
[b]Well well well! Look who`s here! The king of the music! Can I take you an autograph?
Bill: “Sure. For you right?”
No, for my dog. I think he likes you because he started to bark at TV when he saw you on the screen. Now can we change the subject? Tell me about your first kiss. When did it happen? /[b]
Bill: “I had the first kiss at 10 with a sweet girl.”
Tom: “I kissed her first :evil:”
Bill: “So why did she come to me after that huh?”
Tom: “Why?”
Bill: ”She told that she didn`t liked the kiss and that`s why she wanted to see if I kiss better than you :evil: And I do!”
Tom: “Oh yeah? But I had the first kiss at 6. And guess with who? With a 19 years old girl”
Bill: “That wasn`t a kiss! That was respiration mouth to mouth :lol: You barely drowned in the pool when we went on that holiday!”
Tom: “Whatever.”
Bill: “Hey is that a mouse?”
Tom: “No! She was a 19 years old girl with a hot body not a mouse for God sake!”
Bill: “I was referring to that thing who is moving around your foots!”
[b]What? A rat? Yikes! Hey Tom! Where do you run? Come here lasagna head! Billlll! You little Dracula! Don`t run away! It`s just a tiny rat! Ok it`s a big rat! But it`s just… an ugly one… and spooky… and… OMG! I see double or ther`s another one? And another? AND ANOTHER ONE? Guys wait for me!
We`ll return when… Actually I don`t know when! Till then… run!
Where are we now?
Tom: “I think here`s a club. Let`s go in!”
Nooo! I have to finish the interview!
Tom: You can finish it in the club! Common! Or you wanna go back to that rat invasion? Maybe you wanna take one of them home as a pet.
Ok let`s go in!
Bill: “Nice club!”
Tom: “Nice…”
Don`t you even dare to say that words!
Tom: “…boobs!”
Tom i`m gonna kill you if you dare to pronounce the other word!
Tom: “…and butt!”
Ok! Now you`r official dead!
Tom: “Auch! That was my dreadlock!”
It was! Now let`s sit down and continue the interview!
Bill: “Ok. Let`s sit down.”
Where is your brother? TOM!!! Keep your hand away from her butt and move your tiny ass here! Right now!
Tom: “Oh you`re jealouse? Wanna dance?”
Haha! You made me laugh! Me jealous? On you? Keep dreaming boy! And no! I don`t wanna dance because I have to work! So… Now where Bill is?!? Do I need to take care of each of you?
Tom: “He surely is in the bathroom! Re-doing his make-up, his hair… or having sex with a girl!”
What? Having sex? During my interview? This is so… BILLLLL!
Bill: “Wha… what?”
Where were you?
Bill: “I went to buy something to drink.”
Geee thanx! Now can we continue? Tom you`re sooo not going anywhere! Come here! Guys you`re worse than some 3 years old children! So… Tom I saw that you have 2 mobile phones. Why?
Tom: “Hehe! I mean… one is for family, friends, manager and so on and the other one… ummm… for bussines…”
Oh! Tom the lil gangsta! And what kind of “bussines”?
Tom: “Can we pass to the next question? And quickly cause i`ve seen some… ”food” around here! :evil: “
Bill: “Bussines means girls for him!”
Tom: “Geee thanx bro!”
Of course! Why am I wondering? Now… let`s talk about… ummm… presents. What do you guys offer to a girl`s birthday?[b]
Bill: “Well…something classic: flowers, a box of candy and some jewels.”
Tom: “Eh! My presence is a gift already! Why shoul I buy her another one? Ok I would bring her some condoms!”
Bill: “TOM!”
[b] TOM!
Tom: “What? It`s more usefull that your flowers candies. Ok I guess I would give her some flowers, but instead of a visit card I would put a condom. An expensive one.”
You`re a nightmare Tom!
Tom: “No I`m not. I`m the girls`s biggest dream! ”
Did you say something? Cause I think I`m deaf! I heard this thing too many times that`s why I`m deaf! Bill, tell me the origin of your songs!
Bill: “Well the idea of “Rette mich” came when a boy came to me and started to scream, in german of course, <<Save me! Save me!>> He was running because a huge dog was following him, but this doesn`t matter. I visited next day to hospital because I wanted to thank him for the idea of the song. He wasn`t able to speak because he was in coma but it doesen`t matter too. I wrote “Der lezte tag” in my last day of school… ”
Sorry for interrupting you but someone calls me. Yes? Really? Ok! Thanx! Bye! So I was called because tha rat disappeared finally! So we can go there!
Tom: “Nooo! We stay here! And besides, it`s rainig outside!”
[b] Well I don`t have much question to ask you so we`ll stay here. The rain! What do you think about it?
Bill: “Oh the rain! It`s sooo romantic! I could walk in the rain for hours with a special person.”
Tom: “What? I really don`t know how can you find some falling watter so interesting! I mean if you walk in the rain you get a cold and if you get a cold you gotta stay in bed and if you gotta stay in bed you won`t be able to sing and if you aren`t able to sing we won`t have any concerts and if we don`t have concerts we won`t have girl fans and if we don`t have girls I`ll be official dead!
Now breathe Tom! Breath! Inspire, expire! That`s it! Now What is your biggest wish?
Bill: “If I ever have a child I pray God he won`t be like Tom!”
Tom: “If I ever have a child I pray God he will be like me!”
Good! This was my last questiin! Thanx guys! See you another time!
Tom: “Where are you going? Dance baby!”
Oh God!
Over 17 years
So you`re Bill junior, Bill kaulitz`s son!
Bill Jr.: “Yep that`s me! And can we finish this interview sooner? I have a lot of “bussines” today. At 12 PM I have to meet Samantha, at 15 PM with Mary, at 18 with Cherryl and after these datings I have to find a job.”
You date with… three girls in the same day? And… what kind of job you wanna find?
Bill Jr.: “Gigolo.”
Oh gosh! He is Tom`s clone!
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